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@bitsyfoster

Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical margarita drinking, sarcastic speaking, single, podcasting co—host, but in reality, she's so much more than that. I am the founder of @bitsyfoster on Instagram, an IT professional by day, and an avid Google reviewer by night. My hobbies include, fitness, online shopping (addiction), turning on the TV then playing on my phone, and caring for my supermodel dog, Oscar. I was once hit by a car crossing the street, so you could say I live on the edge. I am sticking to my 6th grade reasoning for why I’m single, boys are too intimidated by me.

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@weston_worldwide

His alias is That Bitch, his personality is toxic, and his sexuality is bottomless mimosas. I’m Weston, your average gay Millennial, which includes being an emotionally unavailable bottom. With an appetite for petty drama, vodka-sprites, and fuckboys; I’m bound to make you laugh, either with me or at me. I’m from a small town and now I am thriving in Kansas City! I don’t have any hobbies or talents (I can barely breathe and blink at the same time), but I love my friends and having new adventures. I think my favorite thing in the world is a good Wi-Fi connection and air conditioning.